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Our Country Cussin’ swear word coloring book for adults and teenagers (men, women, and seniors alike) is a great stress relief coloring book. Notice in the Country we say cuss and not curse. We keep it classy up in here. Pull out your adult markers, coloring crayons, or gel pens and git to coloring this cuss word coloring book (not curse word coloring book…”you’ll learn today”). It’s a funny book for coloring to make you laugh as well as an anxiety relief book to help you calm down.

We’ve put together some of our most frequently used clean cuss words that will keep you or your gift receiver entertained for hours. Maybe you’ve heard memaw or papaw say of a few of these down yonder. Let us know your favorite.

Here are the details you should know:

• This book contains 32 different single sided pages to color.
• Our Country Cussin’ swear words are clean and not vulgar or obscene. It’s pretty much safe for all ages. Did we mention it’s also funny?
• This book contains a variety of coloring pages. Some things (not all) you will color are (mandalas, animals, insects, 3D letters, gardens, landscapes and other scenic types, transportation, and geometric patterns and designs). Again, this is not all. We felt it would be ideal to provide you with variety in coloring.
• The cover of this book is another sophisticated matte we do with the majority of our books.
• Some pages are white and some have a black background.
• Page sizes are 8.5 inches in width by 11 inches in length.
• It’s for entertainment purposes only.
• Designed by a resident Snarky Type Genius, Bobi Jean.

This is an excellent addition to your stockpile of single type, funny adult coloring books or a break from your stash of adult coloring books with cats in them. We joke. Additionally, this coloring book makes a unique and inexpensive gift. Seriously, the year 2020 with this coronavirus has been stressful for many of us. Use our book as a clean and fun way to unwind while adding some country cussin’ flair to your colorful send-offs.

Have fun and git to coloring dem dar pages.

ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A NOVELTY ITEM.

Vengeance much?

Eenie meenie miney mo, log a motherf*cker, and plan for sure. Sometimes turning the other cheek isn’t possible. In those cases, the Shit List Logbook and Planner is essential in helping you document and plan revenge. This logbook and planner has room for 100 b*tch asses. Need more? Buy more.

The Shit List Logbook and Planner is a fun and unique gift for those that continuously say, “I’m going to get you back,” “wait and see”! For those, buy them this gift then write your name in “B*tch Ass #1”. Hold them accountable to “getting you back.”

If you’re really daring, buy the Shit List Logbook and Planner for your boss or coworker. Will you make the list? Excite your life!

Shit List Logbook & Planner Details:

• Official Matte Cover for Classified Top Secret logging and planning
• Size: 6 inches by 9 inches
• 100 Log and Lined Pages (front and back in total)
• Cream Page Interior

Classy Bitches Only.

Vent! write it down, and let it go. Are you singing yet? Let this notebook be a caution to others that there’s a Bitch Inside. Write it down and let it go. Now you can’t get that song out of your head can you? Write that down too. “I read an Amazon product description for a “Bitch Inside” notebook and now I can’t stop singing that song.”

Caution! Bitch Inside Notebook Details:

• Cautionary and Bitchy
• Size: 6 inches by 9 inches
• 110 Lined Pages (front and back)
• Elegant Matte Cover

THE ORIGINAL: Others are duplicated.

This is a notebook for important shit. Do you or someone you know have important shit to remember? Of course! Write it down in your new Notebook for Important Shit.

Notebook for Important Shit Details:

• Classy and to the Point, just like you or that person you’re buying this gift for, right?
• Size: 6 inches by 9 inches
• 110 Lined Pages (front and back)
• Sexy Matte Cover

Like this notebook but want to keep Important Shit on the inside and not on the cover? Check out our PG version, “Notebook for Important Stuff”.

THE ORIGINAL

This is a notebook for important stuff. Do you or someone you know have important stuff to remember? Of course! Write it down in your new Notebook for Important Stuff.

Notebook for Important Stuff Details:

• Classy and to the Point, just like you or that person you’re buying this gift for, right?
• Size: 6 inches by 9 inches
• 110 Lined Pages (front and back)
• Elegant Matte Cover

Bold? Check out our other version, “Notebook for Important Shit”.